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01/17/2010 in Featured, Reviews, world of warcraft by Jonathan

That’s right I said it, while I have been playing World of Warcraft since 2006 from now and then I think I’m quitting for good. This decision didn’t come because I don’t like the game or because I don’t enjoy it, because I freaking love the game and I’m an addict but a couple of days blizzard fucked up my account and decided to ban it for hacking. WHAT? yes they decided to terminate my account after I spent sleepless nights trying to level up that fucking character.

How did it happen? I don’t know what the fuck happened but blizzard the fucking retards decided that I was hacking when I have been spending more hours playing than sleeping!

Could the account have be compromised? Possibly after finding gold missing from the account but it was only gold why would I report it? I can get it back and why open a ticket anyways? when the fucking lazy asses gamemasters take 2 to 3 days to get to your ticket and then instead of asking if you need anything else after they reply, they close the ticket and obviously if you need something else you will have to open a new ticket and guess what!!! wait another fucking 3 days.

That’s the GameMasters In-Game Ticketing System. But lets move to the administration part of the fucking blizzard game.

You get banned and a minute later you get an email with the following information:

***Notice of Account Closure***

Account Name: *************

Reason for Closure: Terms of Use Violation — Exploitative Activity:  Unauthorized Cheat Programs (“Hacks”)

This account was closed because one or more characters were identified using an unauthorized cheat program, also known as a “hack.” These programs provide character benefits normally not achievable in the World of Warcraft. Such benefits include, but are not limited to, increased speed, teleportation, or running through walls/boundaries. Use of these unauthorized programs harm the game environment because they offer an unfair advantage over other players and superscede the intended limits of the game.

Even if this behavior is the result of a third party accessing the account instead of the registered user (for example, a friend, family member, or leveling service) then the account can still be held responsible for the penalty because of the impact it had on the game environment.

We’ve found the above behavior is many times directly related to groups responsible for compromising World of Warcraft accounts; we take these issues very seriously. To better understand our position against exploitative activity and the risks involved, please review this article: http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/basics/antigold.html

The exploitative activity that took place on this account violates the World of Warcraft Terms of Use. We ask you take a moment to review these terms at http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/legal/termsofuse.html. Any recurring subscriptions on this account have been suspended to prevent further monetary charges.

For any disputes of this action, please visit the Exploitative Activity FAQ and Contact page here: http://us.blizzard.com/support/article/exploitfaq

Regards,

Blizzard Entertainment
www.worldofwarcraft.com

What’s the best and retarded part of this issue? It is when you try to explain because you have no idea what kind of hacks they have detected in your computer and they don’t give a fuck if you are banned or not like this retarded punk ass mother fucking employee working in the administration department called Numanij.

Greetings,

After another thorough investigation, we have found that a player of the account ************* has used unauthorized game modifications.

The use of these modifications violates the World of Warcraft Terms of Use. We ask that you take a moment to review these terms at http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/legal/termsofuse.html.

You may not use cheats, bots, mods, hacks or any other software designed to gain an unfair advantage in World of Warcraft.

Furthermore, the use of these types of programs has a tremendous negative impact on the game and other players. This impact can take many forms including an inflated game economy and server instability.

This World of Warcraft account has been closed by the Account Administration staff based on a review of the account and all related policy violations.

This action has been taken in accordance with the Terms of Use and our In-Game Policies (http://us.blizzard.com/support/article/20309). Any recurring subscriptions on this account have been suspended to prevent further monetary charges.

Only the Account Administration department can address disputes or questions you may have about this account action. To learn more about how we are able to assist you, please visit us at http://us.blizzard.com/support/article/21505.

Sincerely,
Numanij
Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment
www.blizzard.com

MODS?!?!?! Blizzard are you fucking retarded? <-(I know they are) You allow the fucking mods to be used by millions of players, mods are also called Addons and they can all be found in a website called curse.

Mods/Addons that I use are: QuestHelper, AtlasLoot, Auctioneer, Bagnon, GearScore, Scanda, MageFever, TitanPanel

And that’s all I use on the freaking account.

As you can see I’m spitting fire over this situation because no matter what I do they aren’t helping at all. Their retarded staff are just that, retarded monkeys jumping on their keyboards and playing god when a popup comes up saying ban account? and the fucking monkeys keep pressing the keys until the yes or no is pressed and they keep going.

And I’m not going to express how I feel about their stupid retarded billing department. You have to be calling a couple of times a day because their lines are always full and IF you are lucky enough you will be put in the queue.

Have you ever though that they could be doing this on purpose just so they don’t have to deal with so many cases in a day and scratch their balls and pussy off all day?

Maybe they don’t think paying $15/month is enough to get a good service over the phone or email? Maybe they should hire more monkeys or better said, hire real people and not monkey or asians that work for $1/hour?

In the end Blizzard sucks and i’m still debating for my account to be unbanned but after all this going on I don’t know if I want to continue playing on a retail server. I could switch to private servers which are stable such as blizzards servers and they are free.

Almost forgot the best of the best,

A couple of hours later I receive an email from Numanij the retarded one handling my case.

Thank you for contacting Blizzard Entertainment Support.

We hope that the information that was provided to you was helpful in resolving your issue. Customer satisfaction is a top priority here at Blizzard Entertainment, and we would like your feedback on the level of service you have received. Your response would be very much appreciated.

Here is a link to the survey:

http://us.blizzard.com/support/survey.xml

This link is uniquely tied to this survey and your email address; please do not forward this message.

Thank you for your participation!

Numanij
Blizzard Support

To unsubscribe this email address from all future Blizzard customer service survey requests, please click here: http://us.blizzard.com/opt/support-survey/unsubscribe.xml

What in the hell? This person has no shame at all.